The Ultimate Guide to Bong Maintenance: Starbird Salem Wisdom

You've seen them used in movies, TV shows, and maybe even at your friend Cheech's house. I'm talking about the iconic stoner's method of consumption: the bong! Bongs come in many shapes and sizes and can be just as unique as you are. Whether you're a seasoned veteran or a curious newcomer, knowing how to keep your bong in tip-top shape is crucial. "How do I keep my bong looking as awesome as my high school senior yearbook photo, though?" Well, I'm glad you possibly asked that exact question, because I am here to tell you how to do just that.

So you've just bought yourself a fine piece of glassware, perhaps from your favorite cannabis dispensary, Starbird Cannabis—wink wink, nudge nudge. You may be wondering, what are the telltale signs that it's time to give your bong a thorough scrub-a-dub-dub? Well, if your bong hits taste like mud, or your bong water is looking dirtier than a truck stop toilet, it's probably time to roll up those sleeves and get cleaning.

Bongs, much like the beloved dab rigs, accumulate resin and grime with use. Just think about it: would you really want to take a hit from a bong that looks like it was pulled out of a septic tank? Not only does a dirty bong interfere with flavor, but it can also be a breeding ground for bacteria and mold. Oh, and as for that resin you're thinking of scooping out and smoking because for whatever reason you don't just go out and buy more weed; to quote Michael Jordan, "Stop it, get some help!" Smoking resin can be harsh on your lungs, not to mention all that bacteria and mold you're inhaling.

Now you might be asking, "But how often should I be swapping out my bong water?" The short answer: regularly, like after each use. Whether you use tap or filtered water, you should be dumping out the old dirty bong water for new clean water. Stale water can quickly become a murky soup of unwanted particles and bacteria, not to mention it can really harsh your mellow.

Does a clean bong really make that much of a difference? Does eating off a clean plate instead of one that has never been washed really make a difference? Absolutely! Keeping your bong clean makes for a smoother hit, a more pleasant aroma, and a significantly better taste. The lovely folks at Starbird even swear that a clean bong makes for a better high, so why not just get up and do it?

Is smoking from a bong healthier than other ways of smoking cannabis? It's tough to say definitively, but it does offer some filtration, which not too many other methods do. While not the be-all and end-all, it does cool the smoke and reduce some of the particulates and toxins, making it easier on your little lungs.

But what if you have a more complex piece of glassware, say, one with a percolator? Cleaning can be a bit trickier, but trust us, it's worth it. Add in a cleaning solution or isopropanol alcohol and some salt, then gently shake, ensuring that every nook and cranny has been given proper attention. Pro tip: pipe cleaners aren't just for arts and crafts.

On to the big question: what's the best kind of bong to use? This comes down to personal preference. At Starbird Cannabis Dispensary in Salem, you'll find a variety of options to suit your unique smoking style. Just like the variety of options on our menu, there's a bong for everyone. From traditional glass to intricate percolators, your perfect piece is waiting for a new home.

So, there you have it! Keep your bong clean, your water fresh, and your high vibin'. Remember these tips, and you will be in for the best smoking experience possible with your bong. As always, come visit us at Starbird Cannabis in Salem, MA.